Brooklyn Nyc Pizza

Doesn't Recommend

TRusso1

Joined 4 years ago

Please go out of business soon. Seething with hatred would be an understatement to best describe my feelings toward this disgusting, vile establishment and its embarrassing attempt at NY style pizza. The food is grotesque, the service a joke and the owner himself should have a special place in restaurant HE*L reserved for him.

watching the line cooks pull wilted lettuce from a plastic bag and hurl it into styrofoam dishs, while no one even spoke to them or took an order.

This is not table service mind you, I just had to wait for the schmuck behind the counter to line up the school cafeteria plates and pull the runny, oily amalgam of gummy dough, sugary ketchup and pasty white glue like mozzarella from the oven and place it on the plates along with everyone else in line.

The place offers free popcorn while you wait (almost forgot to mention that) then again its understandable why its free, the unslated, stale packing foam would have been best suited at the FEDEX Store across the street than in an establishment that claims to serve food.

One of the slices is so overdone the cheese has begun to resemble bad acne on the a*s of a orangutan.

20 minutes for 4 triangular pieces of pasty dough with wallpaper glue and sugary tomato soup, this guy calls pizza.

I have more to say, but have run out of characters. Bottom line. PLEASE under any drunken circumstances, DO NOT VIST THIS PLACE. Out of respect for Brooklyn, NY, Pizza, customer service or just plain self respect. THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE, and I personally hope it goes out of business soon.